Learn Chinese in 5 minutes.. (You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right			Sum Ting Wong  
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?	Hu Yu Hai Ding  
3) See me ASAP			Kum Hia Nao  
4) Stupid Man			Dum Fuk  
5) Small Horse	 		Tai Ni Po Ni  
6) Did you go to the beach?		Wai Yu So Tan  
7) I bumped into a coffee table		Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 
8) I think you need a face lift		Chin Tu Fat  
9) It's very dark in here		Wao So Dim  
10) I thought you were on a diet	Wai Yu Mun Ching?  
11) This is a tow away zone		No Pah King  
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week	 Wai Yu Kum Nao?  
13) Staying out of sight		Lei Ying Lo  
14) He's cleaning his automobile	 Wa Shing Ka  
15) Your body odour is offensive	Yu Stin Ki Pu  
16) Great				Fa Kin Su Pah