You know you're a Labradorean if:

• Your idea of a traffic jam is two cars waiting to let a ski-doo cross the street,
• "Vacation" means going to the cabin,
• You measure distance in minutes and hours
• You know several people who have rolled their ski-doo more than once
• Your high school classes were cancelled because of the cold weather, not stormy weather
• You often switch from 'A/C' to 'heat' in the same day
• You use a down comforter in the summer
• You drive at 100/km per hour through 13 feet of snow and raging blizzards without flinching
• You see people wearing winter boots at social events
• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
• You think of the four major food groups as caribou, beer, fish and more beer
• There are always four unoccupied cars running in the parking lot at the liquor store at any given time
• You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
• You know which leaves make good toilet paper
• You know all four seasons; Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and that warm day in August
• It takes 3 hours to go to North Mart for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town
• You don't actually know what a rat looks like.
• You or someone you know has frozen a body part to a metal post
• You actually understand this joke and post it to all your friends from Labrador

Labrador: the best place ever