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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Autos Killing 110 a Day�Let's Resolve to Do Better

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Chinese Apeman Dated

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked�Thief Gives Police the Slip

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

March Planned For Next August

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based Structural ambiguity

Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Deer Kill 130,000

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

Hershey Bars Protest

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Other

Air Head Fired

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Patient At Death's Door�Doctors Pull Him Through

Sex Education Delayed; Teachers Request Training

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

War Dims Hope for Peace